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When asked how you are, say, “Up an anthill with a butter knife and a bowl of soup.”.

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Enter a room full of people and say sullenly, “Well.If you bump into someone or step on their foot, say, “I’m sorry.When someone bumps into you or steps on your foot, mutter, “You wouldn’t do that if you knew who I was.”.In a grocery store, ask a stranger, “Do you know where I might find pickled pollywogs?”.When someone says something negative about another person, nod thoughtfully and say, “He buttered his shoelaces upside down.”.If you butt dial a friend, send them a text that says, “That was your final warning.”.

The next time someone thanks you for something, say, “I’m going to hell so you don’t have to.”.When someone asks you a serious question, ponder for a moment, then reply, “Cats don’t roller skate.”.At the dinner table, when someone picks up a condiment, point at them and declare, “That is for members only.”.In the middle of a positive conversation, interject, “Now let’s talk about why I’m bitter.”.When someone randomly changes the subject, shout, “He’s at it again!”.When a friend suggests going for coffee, say “Don’t you know there’s a war on?”.Send someone a text of a lottery ticket and tell them you just won $1,000,000.Start a group text with random phone numbers and start talking about a serious problem you have.Send a text message to your phone number but increase the last digit by one (your text friend.).Just text someone a random word and see what happens.Can vegetarians still eat animal crackers?.Even now, as an adult, I still enjoy watching my little pony – it’s a show that brings back fond memories for me. When I was younger, I used to dress up as Twilight Sparkle for Halloween, and I even had a Twilight Sparkle toy that I used to carry around with me everywhere. I also really like her style – she always looks so put together and classy. She is also a great leader, and I admire her for that. I love her because she is so smart and always tries to learn new things. ANSWER: I have to say that my favorite pony is Twilight Sparkle.

So next time you’re looking for a healthy seafood option, don’t be fooled by the name – opt for some jumbo shrimp instead. Although they may be small, jumbo shrimp are still an excellent source of protein and offer a number of health benefits. In truth, shrimp are classified based on their size, with “jumbo” shrimp falling into the 21-30 per pound category.

Shrimp are a popular seafood choice for their delicate flavor and versatility, but many people are perplexed by the term “jumbo shrimp.” In reality, there is no such thing as a jumbo shrimp – the term is simply a marketing gimmick used to make shrimp sound more impressive.

Why are apartments called apartments when they are all stuck together?.

While ordering food at a restaurant, ask the server for their top two dishes they like (or that people or), then choose something completely different.

While ordering food at a restaurant, talk about not eating meat ever and then order a steak.

Go into a pet store and ask them if they have sloths for sale.

If you are driving down the road and pass a field with hay bales laying in it, point at the field and yell “Hey”.

When asked a question where you know the answer is yes, instead of saying yes, say “Does the Pope wear a tall hat?”.

Here are some unique and funny random things to say in a text or conversation.

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Need some funny random things to say to crack up your friends? Or perhaps you want to break the ice with an online dating match.

Why aren’t shorts half the price of pants?įunny Things To Say In A Conversation Or Text.

Never play golf with a doctor who wears green socks.

Chocolate milk comes from brown cows you know.

When in a grocery store ask the clerk “do you have Prince Albert in a can?”, if they say yes, tell them to let him go.

I’m going to get my toe nail pierced this weekend.

So sit back, read the funny weird things to say below and then use them on your friends, family and co-workers and watch them laugh their heads off. Life is too short to not do silly and funny stuff every now and again. If you enjoy having fun then this list is for you. Below is Bergeron’s growing list of funny and random things to say to just about anyone anywhere in the entire universe. If you are looking for random funny things to say to confuse people or to be funny, you have come to the right place.